Monthly Archives: November 2008
Hilarious Books on Sexual Subjects
- The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, 2nd Edition – The fact that this book is in its second edition leads me to wonder what was wrong with or what has changed since the first edition.
- Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects – The words “do it yourself project” and “sex toys” do not belong in the same sentence. Ever. The author of this book is brave. What happens when someone tries to build their own vibrating anal toy and it shorts out and catches fire while in use?
- Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews – You can turn your lawnmower into a sex toy! (Seriously, did I just write that?)
- Intimate Invasion: The Erotic Ins & Outs of Enema Play – This book is a serious candidate for the honor of most amazing book title in history.
- A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting – Read the title of this one out loud without bursting into laughter. I fucking dare you.
- First Hand: An Erotic Guide to Fisting (A Boner Book) – The combination of the title and the cover art are enough to give you nightmares for a long time.
Fallout 3: Holy Shitballs, Part 1
I’m going to start this by saying that I haven’t even gotten halfway through the game. Actually, wait.
I’m going to start this by saying that ALL YOU NMA COCKSUCKERS CAN GO DIE IN A CAR FIRE.
That being said, what I have seen of the game is awesome. All that PR stuff from Bethesda about their entire team playing the first two games and sitting down and researching the Fallout universe was, in fact, not bullshit. In my opinion, they have fucking NAILED the atmosphere (as in environment) of the series. And it looks good, too. My main computer’s motherboard ate shit two days before FO3 came out, so I’m playing it on my laptop on only medium settings and the game still looks very, very good. My only complaint is that there aren’t a whole lot of different weapons in the game so far (only level 7), and that your running looks kinda goofy in 3rd person.
I’m going to go back to playing the game some more, stay tuned.
Borderlands Gameplay Video
Check out this introductory gameplay video for Borderlands!
Best Halloween Costumes of 2008
Check out this Flickr photo set. Not only did this guy create perhaps the funniest, most accurate Pedobear costume that the Internet has ever seen – he took it a step further and got his girlfriend involved.
Anyone who can get a woman to participate in something like this is a badass in my book. The full photo set is absolutely hilarious. You must see it!
For those of you who don’t know who Pedobear is and why this is one of the funniest things in the world, you should just consider yourselves one of the lucky few who has not yet been tainted by the twisted world that is the Internet. Believe me. It’s better for you to stay in the dark on this one.
Want to be a WTC Author?
We might be looking to hire another author or two for What The Christ? content. We’re not looking to hire just anyone, however. You must possess all of the following in order to be considered:
- Original ideas for content to submit to the site.
- A good understanding of English spelling and grammar.
- General awesomeness when it comes to using the Internet.
- An understanding of HTML, CSS, basic PHP, and blogging.
- AIM – the admins use it to communicate with one another.
This is not a paying job. It probably won’t ever be a paying job. Even if it does become a paying job, it won’t pay much. So, in other words, don’t come into things with any expectations of compensation.
If you’re interested, email admin@whatthechrist.com with a brief introduction (not your fucking life story). We’ll take it from there.
Thanks.





