Nerd Sex Appeal Might Actually Exist

Recently The Sun did an anonymous survey that suggests IT professionals are the best in bed.

From the article:

They were found to be the most selfless in the sack, the most adventurous and more likely to use love gadgets.

Considering the stereotype that nerds are just grateful to have a chance with a woman in the first place, perhaps it shows some insight into those findings. Psychologically, since IT is a service profession, it does make a lot of sense. Also, UC Berkley reports that women are attracted to the scents of electronics tools such as antistatic bags. That could also mean good things for IT workers’ tools.

That was a terrible pun. Absolutely terrible.

So, for all of you pocket protecting, taped-up glasses wearing geeks out there, maybe you shouldn’t hide your solder and RAM next time you manage to get a girl to come home to your mom’s basement.

2 Responses

  1. Anonymous says:

    [• This story, marked with a • is weekend entertainment content only and should not to be considered factual ]

  2. Mr. Plaid says:

    I saw that note in the story as well as the comments before I posted it. It’s entertaining anyway, and it doesn’t say what part is factual or not, so I just decided to post it.

    :)

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