MR. MAROON HERE WITH WHATTHECHRIST.COM! IT SADDENS ME TO REPORT THAT BILLY MAYS, THE TOTALLY AWESOME PITCHMAN WHO WAS KNOWN FOR SHOUTING ABOUT SUCH PRODUCTS AS OXY-CLEAN, HAS DIED IN HIS SLEEP.
THIS PRETTY MUCH SUCKS THE BIG FAT ONE, FOLKS. LET ME TELL YA, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THE EPIC PITCH-OFF BETWEEN MR. MAYS AND HIS ARCH-NEMESIS, VINCE OFFER… BUT I GUESS WE’LL NEVER GET TO SEE IT.
R.I.P. BILLY MAYS!! I’M OFF TO ORDER ABOUT 10 GALLONS OF ORANGE-GLO IN YOUR HONOR.
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HI, JESSE CALHOUN HERE FOR BILLY MAYS! YOU WILL BE MISSED! WHEN BILLY MAYS DIES, EVERYONE CRIES! ALL FOR THE INCREDIBLY LOW PRICE OF $19.95! BUT WAIT, CALL NOW AND WE’LL DOUBLE YOUR ORDER! (JUST PAY SEPARATE SHIPPING AND PROCESSING!)
You’re all very clever
Hahaha. I came home to find this. I thought we’d been hacked for a minute, there. Damn it, Maroon. I love you.
Another sad day this week. Billy Mays was awesome! Even though his high spirited and high energy infomercials were serious, they kept me laughing. You can rest easy now Billy.
I cried
Oh. Sorry for that.
I’m just gonna put my dunce hat on and go sit over here..
I was pretty shocked about it, since I didn’t see an original Billy Mays vid until exactly one day before he died (I’m not American, he’s not on TV here, I only knew him from funny dubs on YT).
RIP
Worst day of my life.
I will forever remember that great man