According to this report on UPI, police in Sandusky, Ohio arrested a sixteen year old boy for drug possession after his mom ratted him out. That’s not the real story, here, though. The real story is that he used a page ripped out of his Bible to roll the joint he was caught with.
I want to meet him. I want to shake his hand.





Actually, that’s a very old and common trick. Most bibles are written on paper that burns better and cleaner than standard paper, making it perfect for joints / cigarettes.
his mom ratted him out to the police?! not just took it off him and gave out to him but decided it would be better for him in general to have drug possession on his record. wow, whatta mom!
i wanna meet her. i wanna smack her with an oar
out or curiosity how did he get the paper to seal at the edge, surly spit would do quite good enough of a job?