Mr. Black: Apparently, I was drunk enough last night that I thought it would be funny to insert my penis into the hose attachment of our vacuum cleaner…
Mr. Black: …and turn the vacuum on.
Mr. Pink: You’ve got serious, deep seated issues to work out.
Mr. Black: Yeah, I’m just really glad it was a cheap Hoover and not a Dyson.
Mr. Black: If it were a Dyson, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Mr. Pink: …you should totally pitch that to them as a marketing angle.