Sammy Sosa, the former Chicago Cubs slugger who retired back in 2007 with 609 steroid-assisted home runs, has apparently turned white. Nobody knows how or why, but there are a lot of theories – including that it’s a repercussion of years of performance enhancing drug use.
No way that’s related to “performance enhancing” drugs. Check out eight time Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman – he’s as black as he ever was.