Traffic Waves

This man is a genius. Plain and simple.

9 Responses

  1. Squirl says:

    I’ve been doing this for years. thankfully we don’t get VERY heavy traffic in Ireland but you defiantly can see the difference.

  2. Mr J says:

    This guy sounds exactly like Scott Adams.

  3. uhm hum says:

    Yeah, thats the mindset of drivers alright.

    A tactic I’ve been using is to just roll down the window, get someones attention, and either hand signal / speak (loudly over traffic, but not yelling at) to someone to let me in. Suddenly the whole I can use my car as an anonymous shield seems to disappear and nobody wants to tell you to your face to go fuck off and they let you in. More useful for in-town traffic,

  4. Dave the fish says:

    Two things, first all cars should have a giant spike instead of an airbag on the steering wheel and no seatbelts and secondly all cars should be convertibles with non functioning roofs.

    That way we’d eliminate dangerous driving and the roads being blocked by slow moving traffic during snowstorms or heavy rain (as well as ridding us of the untouchable status drivers feel as mentioned in the pervious post).

    Vote for me as Emperor of the World and those will be the first acts my government will put in place, right after all the previous world leaders (including those retired) are all put through their war and human rights violation trials.

  5. Dave the fish says:

    “pervious post” should read “previous post”

    I don’t want to imply that the poster was a pervert, that role is reserved for myself and my sister/wife.

  6. TC says:

    “This man is a genius”

    Yes driving slow in the fast lane people passing you on the right is genius…

  7. Dablindfrog says:

    and the big empty space you leave in front doesn’t get filled by the 1st lunatic within seconds???

    where you live? pleasantville?

  8. Jelqminster Abbey says:

    Shucks, if you want to open up a gap all you gotta do is Goatse!

  9. taithus says:

    TC didn’t watch the whole video.

    That was an exit lane in Seattle, and he was breaking up the jam along the way to the offramp.

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