Out of Context #0191

Friend: Pro tip – if you get pulled over and the cop asks you where you’re coming from…
Friend: …do not say, “Your mom’s house.”
Friend: They don’t think it’s nearly as funny as your stoned ass friends do.
Friend: And they WILL make you get out of the car.

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