Last Friday, McDonald’s added free wireless Internet access to 11,500 of their 14,000 stores across the United States. They even added a wireless column to the store search function on their website to help you find the nearest laptop-friendly location.
Who wants to take bets on how long it will be before someone gets arrested for masturbating with McNugget sauce?





Nice, 35 restaurants nearby with wifi…
haha masturbating with mcnugget sauce! sweet and sour or bbq?
3 months 2 weeks 4 days.