Performance Bicycle Book Caddy

If you’ve ever thought that it might be fun to die in a horrible bicycle accident, then the Performance Bicycle Book Caddy is just the gadget for you!

I wish that this were a joke. It’s not. You can buy one for your bike right here.

For the low, low price of just $15, you can look like an absolute jackass and run the risk of being hit by a car or, better yet, you could slam into a tree at full speed!

Seriously, who comes up with this shit? I’m amazed that this isn’t a joke.

4 Responses

  1. Mike C says:

    It’s for reading when your bike is on training rollers inside your house….like during winter. FYI

  2. Riiz says:

    That makes more sense. Maybe Mr. Pink is from Cali or another state that doesnt really have a winter, so it’s not that obvious.

  3. Mr. Black says:

    I’m from Cali and it makes perfect sense and Mike c is correct!

  4. Mr. Blue says:

    We have exercise bikes where I live. I’ve never heard of stationary bike mounts like you’re describing.

    You learn something new every day, I guess.

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