Crazy Things Parents Say is exactly that – a great site featuring quotes from people’s crazy parents. A few of my favorites:

Me: I don’t see why I can’t have innocent sleepovers with boys.
Dad: I don’t want you having sex with boys!
Me: But I can have sleepovers with girls… is sex with girls OK?
Dad: Only if you videotape it and I get a share of the profits.

Mom: I think two kids are the perfect number to have.
Me: …well, that’s a real nice thing to say to your fourth-born, mom.