Monthly Archives: January 2010

Bakon Vodka

Yes, you’re reading that right. There is a company that makes vodka with bacon flavoring. Mr. Pink posted about it the other day. I’m here to expand our coverage with a review.

I recently purchased and sampled this intriguing spirit, and after much consideration, I deem it “totally fucking awesome”. It’s your regular potato-based vodka, but the clever distillers at Seattle-based Black Rock Spirits have somehow managed to infuse it with the divine flavoring of everyone’s favorite pork product… bacon.

I decided to taste test right when I got home, and it was a wee bit harsh going down, but such is the nature of room-temperature vodka. After chilling it in the freezer for an hour, I had yet another taste test; it definitely goes down very smoothly, and, when compared side-by-side with some actual bacon (well, bacon pizza), I could barely tell the difference.

On a vodka scale, it’s definitely not top-shelf stuff. But on a bacon-creation scale, Bakon Vodka definitely gets my endorsement as something everyone should try.

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Out of Context #0196

Mr. Blue: At first, I thought she was squirting and I was like, “Oh, that’s hot.”
Mr. Blue: But then I realized that she’d passed out…
Mr. Blue: …and she was pissing all over me.

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Top Hat

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McDonald’s Adds Free Wi-Fi to 11,500 Stores

Last Friday, McDonald’s added free wireless Internet access to 11,500 of their 14,000 stores across the United States. They even added a wireless column to the store search function on their website to help you find the nearest laptop-friendly location.

Who wants to take bets on how long it will be before someone gets arrested for masturbating with McNugget sauce?

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Sword Skills

He has a sword, possibly an erection, and definitely a pony tail. Do not fuck with him.

Seriously. This is more than six minutes of torture. You can’t survive the whole thing.

Don’t even try.

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Bad Company 2: Single Player Trailer

This was more than enough to convince me to pre-order on Steam.

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The Real Reason…

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Decimation X

Now available on Xbox Live Arcade – it’s Space Invaders on steroids!

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Skin Tight

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Baby Blues

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