Author unknown –
“I just had an argument with a girl. She was saying that she thinks it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend. But if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. In response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.”
holy shit, i know a guy named brian who’s been saying that for like 15 years…maybe his quote is famous now lol
Wasn’t this a comment on a What The Christ post from a while ago?
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That’s an eloquent, yet entirely nonsensical rebuttal.
Holy shit it’s Mr. Brown
bash.org
http://digg.com/comedy/So_then_rape_is_like_picking_a_lock
Hey Ronin, how do you know it’s me? Are my exploits that famous?