I must admit that I’m not really up to speed with what the cool kids are doing to their genitals these days. However, even if I was, I still wouldn’t be able to keep from laughing at a practice that’s come to be known as vajazzling. You really have to see it to understand. Apparently, Jennifer Love Hewitt first brought it up on the George Lopez Show. Now, high-end spas are actually doing it to clients who ask about it.

I’m thinking that it might be time to bedazzle my ballsack and post the photos.