Zombie Cow Studios and Channel 4 have partnered up to bring us Privates, “a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It’s rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don’t count the tiny people or the germs with teeth.”

The game will be released for PC and the Xbox 360 – assuming the XBL Police allow it.