Given the things that I’ve been dealing with over the past few days, I have to admit that I can identify with Joshua Lee Campbell, a 23 year old (former) employee at a mortgage company in Utah who was arrested for firing a .45 caliber handgun into a server worth at least $100,000 at the offices of his employer, RANLife Home Loans.
Campbell, who was drunk at the time of the shooting, called police and reported his weapon stolen after blasting the server himself. Fortunately, this happened late at night, so none of his coworkers were around.
Sometimes you take an old fax machine out to a field and beat the shit out of it with a baseball bat.
Other times you take that old piece of shit PC that your in-laws have asked you to fix numerous times and put 30 rounds into it out back.
Things just have to be taken care of.