Monthly Archives: January 2011

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Dead Space 2: Severed Announced

This is almost as bad as BioWare announcing DLC for Dragon Age II before its release.

Mere days after the retail release of the game, EA has already revealed some of the details on the first DLC pack for Dead Space 2. It’s called Severed and it will follow both of the main characters from Dead Space: Extraction, Gabe and Lexine, as they attempt to escape the Sprawl right around the time that Isaac Clarke goes after the Marker.

Players will assume the role of Gabe, fighting Necromorphs and protecting Lexine as the pair try to escape the Sprawl.

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Call of Duty: Black Ops – First Strike

The trailer for First Strike, the first DLC add-on for Call of Duty: Black Ops, is here.

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Bulletstorm Demo Impressions

I spent about an hour playing around with the Xbox 360 exclusive demo of Bulletstorm tonight and, to be honest, I have mixed feelings about it so far.

The graphics are stunning and the presentation is everything that one would expect to see in a game from People Can Fly and Epic. But it otherwise lacks much that sets it apart from other titles in the genre and I was sorely disappointed to find that it plays a lot like Gears of War. In other words, you’re stuck on a set path (for the most part) and you can’t jump unless you’re standing right in front of an obstacle. Lame.

I will say, however, that the dialogue, animations, and weapons are as hilarious as all of the trailers led me to believe. I was also impressed by the overall pace and flow of the game. It does suck you in and the combo system is a great addition. But the fact remains that it’s an unfortunately generic feeling run and gun shooter, gorgeous and solid though it may be.

But this is just the demo, after all. It’s entirely possible that the full game is infinitely more enjoyable and unique. Only time and a full play-through will tell!

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Portal 2 User Generated Content to Support Consoles!

Although you won’t be able to create your own Portal 2 levels on the console, Valve says that you will be able to download and play user generated levels on the PS3 and Xbox 360 thanks to the revolutionary cross-platform file system that they’ve built for the game.

Valve never ceases to amaze me with their incredible advances in gaming technology.

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Bulletstorm Demo Trailer

“Combos that’ll pucker your butthole.” Amazing.

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Hearts and Boobies

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Asura’s Wrath

This is Capcom’s new game, Asura’s Wrath. The first thing I thought when I saw this was, “This looks like a God of War game.” Not much else is known about it at this point. They haven’t even announced a release date.

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DiGiorno Pizza and Cookies, Pizza and Wyngs

The frozen pizza gods at DiGiorno just launched quite possibly the most epic thing in the history of epic things: frozen pizza and cookies or frozen pizza and wings in the same box.

This is not a joke. Check the freezer aisle at your local grocer!

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Bigass Amateur Boobies

…in lieu of an Amateur Hour post.

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