The Hoffy hot dog company is capitalizing on everyone’s love of bacon and pork in general by selling pre-packaged bacon wrapped hot dogs. Yes, it’s a real product that you can buy.

Interested? Sadly, you’re out of luck unless you live in southern California. However, I’d guess that these are going to be available through an online retailer as soon as word gets out that an abomination such as this exists.

This is why we’re fat, America.