The Schticky

Vince Offer, the ShamWow! guy, is back. Holy mother of Christ, this is amazing.

6 Responses

  1. Rats says:

    “Problem with that shedding pussy?”
    No Vince, I don’t have that problem.

  2. GodComplex says:

    shedding pussy lol

  3. Anonymoose says:

    My head exploded when he threw it like a dart and it stuck to the wall. The product actually looks pretty handy, but I would never use that on my dogs if it can stick to a goddamn wall.

    • Rats says:

      I’ve seen this product before. Not this brand, but essentially the same exact thing. The silicone it’s made of isn’t THAT sticky. Notice how they cut away after just a couple of seconds. It’ll pick up lint and hair and crap, but it’s not going to do anything to your dog. It’s not as sticky as the paper-based lint rollers.

      The one I had a while back worked great when it was freshly soaked. The second it got anything on it, it couldn’t pick up anything. Overall, I think I’d pay a couple dollars for one if I saw it in the store, but It’s not worth 20 bucks. Just my humble opinion

  4. tangobravo says:

    It sounds like his tongue healed nicely. Nothing says “I’m back” “I’m trying to make a comeback” like satirizing one’s own mugshot photo.

  5. Zakath says:

    ..is this for reals

    Cause I kinda want one. Haha

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