Remember the bizarre story this past summer out of Fairfax County, Virginia about the chubby guy creeping around the mall slashing random women across the ass with a box cutter?

Well, police say that he’s finally been captured – in Lima, Peru of all places. Virginia police identified him as Johnny D. Guillen Pimentel months ago but he fled to Peru in an attempt to elude capture.

It’s unclear what will happen now – but in any case, Pimentel has to worry about his own ass for once.