Because painful bouts of explosive diarrhea first thing in the morning are so fun, Taco Bell will soon be serving an awful sounding assortment of breakfast burritos.

The company’s current plan is to test the new menu at locations in California, Arizona and Colorado (as well as seven other states that haven’t been named yet) from 8 or 9 in the morning until 11, at which point they switch to the colon cleansing menu that we all know and hate.

This really is disgusting on every level. For those of you who don’t have Taco Bell nearby, count yourselves lucky.