When we announced the first Fucking Epic Prize Pack last summer, Mr. Blue and I were sure it would be the biggest thing we ever did in terms of a giveaway on What The Christ?

But then we sold more than 500 VIP accounts, leaving us with a stack of cash thick enough to cover our server and bandwidth costs for more than a year and we were able to give away an even bigger prize package during the holidays. That was awesome, to say the least.

And now, a year later, we’re doing it again: the Fucking Epic Prize Pack II is here.

Here are the highlights this time around.

• We’re not going to set a drawing date this year. Instead, we’ve decided to open up a total of 250 lifetime VIP accounts at $60 each. Once the last one sells, we’ll hold the drawing.
• There are two prize packs this year; one that any paid VIP member is qualified to win and a second smaller pack that only one of the 250 new members is qualified to win.
• In addition to the prize packs, we’re going to give away a small prize (t-shirt, Blu-ray, etc.) every day until the last of the 250 VIP accounts are sold. Any VIP member is eligible.
• On top of that, we’ve also got five “instant” prizes to give away. Each is tied to one of the 250 lifetime accounts currently up for grabs and they’re all worth more than $60.
• For every 25 accounts sold, the VIP area will get a special piece of “bonus” content.

Lastly, we’ve added something new to the mix: referrals. The way it works is simple: if you tell a friend about What The Christ? and they grab a VIP account during T.F.E.P.P. 2 and they put your email address in the “referral” box, you’ll receive something cool from us.

And now, without further ado, here are the contents of each prize pack:

There you have it, folks. You can get a lifetime VIP account right here.