Three United Arab Emirates nationals trying to make a run from Bangkok to Dubai were arrested after security guards at India’s capital airport discovered that two of the men were hiding slender lorises (monkeys) in pouches… in their underwear.

Transportation security officials became suspicious after noticing a bulge during a frisk. That led to a strip search, which revealed the nocturnal, carnivorous primates.

There’s so much potential for jokes here that I’m not even going to bother making one.