It’s been widely reported over the past few days that Apple is planning a big media event for the 23rd of this month at which Tim Cook is finally going to unveil the iPad Mini we’ve been hearing about for months. But now there’s a second rumor circulating that he’s also going to bring the fabled 13″ MacBook Pro with Retina Display to the event as well.

Considering that I just bought a 13″ MacBook Pro, this makes sense. Mother fuckers.