Florida Man Beat Children For Farting

A Florida man was arrested for beating his children because one of them farted.

Austin Davis, 32, of DeLand is facing three counts of aggravated battery. The kids, who are 6, 9, and 12, told police that they’re frequently beaten by their father for minor grievances.

Still no word on who actually dealt it. (I know. I’m sorry. I’m a terrible person.)