Disgraced cycling legend Lance Armstrong is finally going to comment on allegations that he used performance-enhancing drugs during his career in a tell-all interview with media icon Oprah Winfrey later this month. The interview will be taped at Armstrong’s home in Austin, Texas and is currently set to air on television and online on January 17th.

I’m going to take a wild guess and say Armstrong’s going to say it was all a big conspiracy.