A 42 year old former teacher in North Carolina has dodged prison for having sex with one of her 15 year old students because she just married the boy. Hooray, America!

Leah Gayle Shipman waited until her divorce was final, then married Johnny Ray Ison six days later. Ison, now 17, can’t be compelled to testify against his wife. The case is now dead.

The kicker? Ison’s mother had to give her legal permission because he’s a minor.