As I mentioned a few days ago, we’re tapping out our remaining prize funds and blowing the Fucking Epic Prize Pack out of the water with a big shipping box full of much bigger items.

At exactly 11:59PM PST on Christmas Eve, we’re going to randomly select a VIP member. That individual will win the following prize pack, paid for and shipped anywhere in the world by us. (Total estimated value is $2,500.)

• The first official What The Christ? branded t-shirt featuring our new logo. ($20)
• A Kindle Fire with a leather case, USB cable, and a screen protector. ($255)
• A 250GB Xbox 360 Slim bundle with Kinect adapter. ($400)
• Copies of Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3. ($100) *
• Copies of Skyrim and Dead Island. ($95) *
• Copies of Saints Row: The Third and Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. ($100) *
• A Samsung LN37D550 37″ 1080p LCD TV with Wi-Fi access and USB. ($585)
• A 32GB Mushkin USB 2.0 thumb drive. ($55)
• A Sony BDP-S580 Blu-ray player with built-in Wi-Fi and apps. ($140)
• An Onkyo HT-S5400 7.1 channel home theater system. ($500)
• A $250 gift card good for any purchase on Amazon.com. ($250)

To qualify for the drawing, all you have to do is hold a paid VIP account by December 24th.

* Winner picks the platform.

The holidays are coming and we, the merrymakers at What The Christ?, want to make this year special for all of our loyal visitors!

That’s why, starting now, VIP accounts are $15. The price is good through Christmas. That’s our longest lasting price cut to date!

On top of that, every new VIP account created between now and December 24th will be entered into a drawing to win a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. The winner gets to pick the version – PC, Xbox 360, or PS3. And who knows? We may even throw in some extras!

If you already have a VIP account, no worries! Any and all general donations above $5 will also qualify the donor for entry into the drawing! All proceeds go toward covering several big upcoming WTC projects.

What’s that? You think that there should be other prizes? We do, too! That’s why we’re also going to draw names and give away a few awesome t-shirts and a couple of Reservoir Dogs DVDs and Blu Rays. (For those of you who don’t know, Reservoir Dogs is the movie upon which many of the site’s author names are based.)

We’re also going to give five lucky winners each a pair of “friend invites” for the VIP section. Give your friends free lifetime access to both WTC VIP and Teh Winnar, our dedicated high quality boobies site!

Still not enough? Alright. On top of that, I’m working closely with Mr. Blue on a very special batch of prizes – personalized photo shoots from WTC girls. That’s right – three very lucky winners will each get the chance to “call the shots” on a set of six personalized photos, which we’ll deliver in high resolution.

Interested?

Click the button below to get in on the action!

The goal of this contest is simple: be one of the first three people to get an original photo of an amateur girl, 18 or older, with the letters WTC written on one or both of her boobs. The shot must be topless to count and we must have permission to post the photo on the site.

The winner will receive:

A free VIP account.

Access to both of the hidden content sections here on the site.

A personalized photo from a yet-to-be-introduced Woman of WTC.

As if that’s not enough to whet your appetite, Pink tells me that he’s also willing to throw in a mystery prize. I don’t know what that’s going to be but I can tell you that it’s going to be worth a fair chunk of money.

Email your entries to admin@whatthechrist.com!

If you can get one of your friends to sign up for access to the VIP section of the site, I will send you $5. You can do this as many times as you’d like. If you can get three people to donate for VIP access, you get $5 for each of the three and free VIP access for yourself if you don’t already have it.

The first person to get twenty people to sign up for VIP access gets not only $5 for each of the sign-ups – they also get free VIP access and a one year paid subscription on Rapidshare.

The point of this contest is simple. All you have to do is get a girl (eighteen or older) to write the site acronym “WTC” either on herself or on a note card and take a sexy photo for our ongoing “sexy photo contest“. If the photo that you submit wins that contest, then you win this contest. We’ll be voting internally among the WTC admins on a winner.

Once you’ve got a photo, email it to admin@whatthechrist.com. You can enter as many times as you want to, as long as it’s a different girl every time. We’re going to run this contest for at least a couple of weeks and may, in fact, pick more than one winner if the entries are consistently good.

This is not the end of contests on the site. There will be more in the very near future, possibly even some with bigger prizes!

On top of that, I’m going to give one lucky person out of the next fifty who sign up a one year paid subscription to Rapidshare premium and lifetime access to our VIP section.