Mr. Pink: What the hell was wrong with you earlier?
Friend: I haven’t talked to you today.
Mr. Pink: Uh, yes, you have.
*Mr. Pink copies and pastes transcript from IM conversation.*
Friend: My sister is so dead.
This is Quentin Tarantino’s take on Top Gun from the movie Sleep With Me (1994).
This is what happens when a volcano erupts during a lightning storm.
Coworker: I’m going to try not to be a bitch to anyone today.
*Mr. Pink smiles at coworker.*
Coworker: Oh, shut the fuck up.
Coworker: GOD DAMN IT.
Mr. Pink: Seven seconds. New record.
I never noticed it before seeing this Photoshop job. Wow.
This came down from CNN as fast as it went up.
