It’s been a while since we gave anything away. There’s a very simple reason for that: we’ve been saving up to do something absolutely insane.
We’ve dubbed it The Fucking Epic Prize Pack. It’s a large shipping box full of damn near $1,000 worth of awesome – video games, gadgets, porn and more. We’re including at least one item to represent almost all of the categories that we cover here on What The Christ? and it’s all going to one lucky VIP on 09/30, when we pick the winner at random.
All you have to do to be included in the drawing is hold a paid VIP account before 09/30. (We won’t be including guest invite accounts for obvious reasons.)
The pack includes all of the following items. The total value is estimated at around $960.
- Batman: Arkham City Pre-Order*
- Battlefield 3 Pre-Order*
- Modern Warfare 3 Pre-Order*
- Minecraft Account
- Dead Island Pre-Order*
- GP2X Caanoo MAME/Console Emulator
- iPod Touch 32GB
- Flying Fuck R/C Helicopter
- F-Bomb T-Shirt
- Sex With Your Girlfriend T-Shirt
- Pocket Ref, 4th Edition
- Tactical Bacon
- Playboy Magazine (2 Year Subscription)
- Penthouse Magazine (1 Year Subscription)
- Reservoir Dogs 15th Anniversary Bluray
- Bang Bros. Network (1 Year Subscription)
* Winner chooses the platform.
Why are we doing this, you ask? Because we want to sell out of lifetime VIP accounts and because we think that you guys (and girls) are awesome.
I hate you for getting my hopes up, sir.
agreed. This’ll make me feel sad
I am excited about this for the same reason i buy lottery tickets.
Unrealistic hope.
If I won this, it would go down as one of the greatest moments in my life
Was recently thinking that my VIP subscription was a little lacking as of late…
…not anymore. Thanks guys.
Yay! I’m included! Lol.
Pretty cool. Personally I would be satisfied with just BF3 and the tactical bacon though, so if I’d win I will happily split the price with other WTC visitors
On an even more ungrateful note: why do you need Playboy and Penthouse when you got WTC?
This. It’s almost exactly what I was going to say.
So glad this site is doing well. It’s come VERY far.
oh man I want. please throw in a new keyboard too, my letters have rubbed off :S lol jk. very generous of you guys!
Fantastic!
Excited! May the best random VIP win!
I canceled my PS Vita pre-order for a Caanoo. Best handheld ever.
It’s sooo beautiful…………